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10 de las razones para no comprarte un iPhone |
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Vía Ezquizopedia.com
10. Mejor espera que salga el iPhone Shuffle que costara 49$, no tendrá pantalla pero si el logo de Apple. No hace falta que explique que solo tiene un botón y las llamadas ocurren al azar. Minimalismo total, puro y duro.
9. Los colores del iPhone son terriblemente aburridos. El color de moda en el mundo (menos en Venezuela) es el rojo.
8. El iPhone 3G no tiene teclas. Cuando Steve Jobs se de cuenta que las teclas son necesarias y le ponga esas bonitas teclas blancas y cuadradas al iPhone, tu iPhone se va a ver como de los años 70’s.
7. Más de la mitad de las aplicaciones para el iPhone son calculadoras de propinas. Un reciente estudio británico encontró que la gente que no se ha comprado un iPhone deja menos propinas que sus contrapartes iPhonizados. Al final de mes quienes no tienen iPhone ahorran más dinero.
6. El iPhone es más complicado de usar que un Nokia 2100
5. El iPhone no está diseñado para el trópico o lugares donde te suden las manos, tampoco para el verano. El mismo estudio británico encontró que la unión de manos + sudor + lo bonito y liso del iPhone hace que el numero de caídas aumentara el triple (comprado con el Nokia 2100). Por otro lado nada más sucio en el mundo que una pantalla iPhone 3G de dedos sudados.
4. Si buscas la felicidad, no la encontraras en un teléfono, por más iconos bonitos que tenga (según un estudio británico de la felicidad).
3. Cuando estés aburrido en la consulta medica no vas a poder jugar con la tapita de la batería, quien sabe porque el iPhone no tiene este elemento de diversión incorporado en su diseño. El 89.7% de los visitantes de un consultorio medico juega con las tapitas de su celular (según un estudio británico de una universidad britanica).
2. Si te amarras a un plan de 2 años cuando salgan los nuevos modelos de iPhones, tus amigos que hoy no tenían posibilidad de comprar el teléfono, compraran el iPhone 4G y se amarraran a un plan de 2 años, y entonces los amigos de tus amigos que no pudieron comprar el 3G ni el 4G podrán comprarse el modelo de iPhone 5G. Al final siempre, hagas lo que hagas estarás 2 años en el pasado. Tu próximo teléfono, si la matemática no falla será un iPhone 6G.
1. Si un día tu novia se decide a dejar que la grabes mientras tienes sexo con ella, estas perdido… ¡NO GRABA VÍDEO!
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65) gracias, bombon, estrellita
que rubios tienes los rizos
que azules los ojos
que salerosas las caderas
con que garbo caminas
que alegre y educada
que monada!!!
would you like to marry me, honey?
 Es preciosa Sway! para ti preciosa!
LETRA DE LA CANCION THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS - SWAY (BONUS) (PCD)
When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more
Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Sway me, take me
Thrill me, hold me
Bend me, ease me
You have a way with me
hey ya, swaay me, oooo
sway sway swaaaay
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak
I go weak
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now
Sway me
Sway me
Sway me now
que lindoooooooo
chevereeeeeeeee
62) LETRA **&** STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT **&**
Ahora busco la tuya Hiedra! Sorry tenia esta a punto!
Strangers in the night, exchanging glances
wond'ring in the night, what were the chances
we'd be sharing love before the night was through
something in your eyes was so inviting
something in your smile was so exciting
something in my heart told me i must have you
Strangers in the night, two lonely people
we were strangers in the night
up to the moment when we said our first hello, little did we know
love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
and ever since that night, we've been together
lovers at first sight, in love forever
it turned out so right for strangers in the night
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ya me esta bien esta
strangers in the night...
ojo que tengo la version moderna en casa
pero bueno, un clasico es siempre un clasico
sigues teniendo muy buen gusto con la musica
chuliña!!!
Just like heaven
Composiçã ;o: Indisponível
Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream he said
The one that makes me laugh he said
And threw his arms around my neck
Show me how you do it
And i promise you i promise that
IÂ’ll run away with you
IÂ’ll run away with you
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed his face and kissed his head
And dreamed of all the different ways i had
To make him glow
Why are you so far away, he said
Why wonÂ’t you ever know that iÂ’m in love with you
That iÂ’m in love with you
You, soft and only
You,lost and lonely
You, strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
YouÂ’re just like a dream
You're just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe his name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only boy i loved
And drowned him deep inside of me
You, soft and only
You, lost and lonely
You, just like heaven
You, soft and only
You, lost and lonely
You, just like heaven
ponme la de Sway
era algo asi
when marimba
starts to play
dance with me
make me sweat
LETRA DE LA CANCION FRANK SINATRA - SUMMER WIND (STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT)
The summer wind, came blowin' in - from across the sea
It lingered there, to touch your hair- and walk with me
All summer long, we sang a song - and then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts, and the summer wind
Like painted kites, those days and nights - they went flyin' by
The world was new, beneath a blue - umbrella sky
Then softer than, a piper man - one day it called to you
And I lost you, i lost you to the summer wind
The autumn wind, and the winter winds - they have come and gone
And still the days, those lonely days - they go on and on
And guess who sighs his lullabies - through nights that never end
My fickle friend, the summer wind
the summer wind
warm summer wind
mmm the summer wind
57) Ahora busco una para ti!
LETRA DE LA CANCION FRANK SINATRA - MY WAY (MY WAY)
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.
I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.
I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
" Oh no, oh no not me,
I did it my way".
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!
56) en fin, a mi me gusta
mas lionel fernandes, ya tu sabes, mamita
pero en fin
le hare un hueco a frank en mi vida
solo porque tu me lo pides, eh?
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